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Excessive Drinking 'Harmful' -
Shock Revelation
A statement issued by a bunch of Harley Street Doctors earlier today sent shockwaves through the world's drinking fraternity.
The statement maintained that excessive drinking could result in extended periods of sporadic falling over, spilling of drinks on clothing, vomiting, getting locked out by the wife, dangerous driving, impaired speech, trying to sleep in inappropriate places, snoring and even sending random text messages - and those are just the initial effects!
"Yeah, I've had all of that," one drinker quipped, “do I need a doctor?”
All of which came as no surprise to this reporting team. We all know that excessive drinking is a bad thing, and we feel it is our duty to relate the facts to our readers. Job done, anyone fancy a drink? |
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